Getting to Know All About You

I was tagged!

1.)What is your full name? Tiffany Linn Parker, although I wish my last name was hyphenated to Hoyt-Parker because I just can't get use to writing Parker and to be quite honest, I liked my maiden name better. I miss it.

2.) What do you like to do in your spare time? I like to go to the zoo, figure skate, feed pigeons, travel the world, and sleep. However, I seldom get to do any of those things. In my spare time I'm normally on the Internet looking up really random things like: conjoined twins, the tree man, or cranberry farming...

3.) Name two of your biggest vices: 1: Making jokes, having thoughts, and laughing at things that I shouldn't be laughing about and dragging others into it too. 2: Kitchen gadgets. I can't stop buying kitchen utensils, small appliances, and juice glasses. I'm obsessed.

4.) Name two of your biggest virtues: 1: I'm a really good listener and a vault of people's problems. People confide in me all the time because they know the information isn't going anywhere and I'm not going to judge them. 2: I am very self disciplined.

5.) What is your biggest regret, up to this point?: Dropping out of college. I'm so stupid!

6.) List 5 of your deepest, darkest desires (keeping it G-rated, of course): 1: To write a book that really helps people and makes them laugh at the same time and then becoming really famous from it and going on Ellen to talk about it! 2: To be on an episode of Saturday Night Live. 3: To retire by getting on an airplane and going from place to place to place, living all over the world until I die. 4: Living in a place where I can walk everywhere that I need to go and never have to drive a car again. 5: To be healthy and not have arthritis everywhere or a breakout every time any type of dairy enters my body.

7. What do you consider a perfect day?: Waking up late... in Europe, sharing breakfast with some birds, a trip to a zoo, shopping for a new pair of pajamas, and into bed by 6!

8. Name 3 songs that you know EVERY word to: 1: "I am the Walrus"- The Beatles 2: "Shoop" -Salt N Pepa 3: "Nasty Little Thoughts" -Stroke 9

9. What fictional character do you secretly envy and wish you could become? Elizabeth Bennet. She marries a freaking hottie who also happens to be loaded (£10,000 a year!) and when it came time to defend herself, she knew exactly what to say that would cut right to the bone.

10. What's the first thought that pops into your head when you see yourself in the mirror? "My face looks older"