Not so Gouda

You know you’ve hit rock bottom poor when you’re at the grocery store, you see them sampling $15.00 a ¼ lb cheese, and without hesitation, you run and shove the expensive cheese into your lactose intolerant mouth just because you miss expensive things.
Saturday I spent the rest of the night on benadryl, blotchy, and sick…but I lived the rich life for .5 wonderfully, disgusting seconds.